I am physically and mentally exhausted.

I have just returned from watching LIVE the Cirque du Soleil touring show Dralion, and even though I knew exactly what was coming, the sheer energy and flawlessness with which it was executed left me completely breathless and exhausted.

Just as I’ve been saying for the longest time, witnessing a Cirque show is an unique experience in life. I just got my belief reaffirmed and corroborated. Unique indeed.

One I’m willing to repeat, should life give me another chance.

Later on I’ll post the few phone-cam pictures I managed to sneak.

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Capcom, I wish you’d release Android ports of the Ace Attorney games.

It’d be a quick buck to you and some good entertainment for us. It’s a pain having to carry multiple devices just to play one little game when I can bet you my phone has the hardware capabilities to play at least the first three flawlessly.

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And people ask why exactly I chose this online handle/persona.

Via /r/anime:

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Oh god. I haven’t laughed so hard at this much sheer immaturity and/or idiocy in a long, long time.

First, read this thread.

Next, read this “blog” post by the same user as the thread.

And now, keep reading for my reply. [Read More…]

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I know who my new main in Ultimate Marvel VS Capcom 3 is going to be.

He screams OBJECTIONS at you, kicks your ass with decisive evidence and will utterly destroy you in the courtroom of the fight arena.
 
 
 

The fact that (via Court-Records.net) his five alternate color palettes are already out (and what they symbolize) further cements my decision to pick him as my new main (Sissel/Lynne palette FTW).

Freakin’ SOLD.

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Color me excited.

 
 
<CapAmerica> “Big man in a suit of armor, take that away — what are you?”
<TonyStark> “Uh, a genius… playboy billionaire philanthropist.”
<Thor> *LOL*
 
 
 
 
 
 
I’m sold. Opening day.

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Jesus Christ. I’ve been gone for three months and this kind of idiocy is STILL running rampant?

Do you really think yourself such a great troll? When you consider that you always try to get in my conversations, that you absolutely FAIL at internet trolling, and despite the fact that I openly ignore you, you ALWAYS fail at attempting to blend in, plus the fact that you spew so much shit out of that hole in your face you call a mouth that I have no idea how you can still speak with all the shit dribbling on your chin, I frankly don’t understand how ANYONE still takes you seriously.

You know BULLSHIT about this game. All you know you didn’t even learn; you’ve COPIED from others. I don’t even think you properly know how damage works. All you are is the same kind of imbecile that proliferated when spirit infusion made it to Aeria’s servers: A PVP-obsessed Megi-spamming idiot. I’ve actually been wondering why this hasn’t been made an official build on the Aeria forums, and I’m surprised you haven’t been made a GS yet. You would fit so well with other braindead coprophagic Aeria drones like Dojan, Kalaydo and the like.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
…Phew. Venting over.

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Drift Cats.

I literally lost my shit watching this video. Best ones are at 00:09 and 00:16.

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Scumbag Cooking Mother

Buys electric rice cooker

Cooks everything BUT rice in it

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Don’t read this.

It’s useless for you to read these lines. If you appreciate your own time at all, stop reading now.

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“As you wish, my lord.” + Ancestor of Pedobear

Via reddit and reddit:

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You know, that’s certainly EXCELLENT consolation. I should commend you on your exquisite taste.

I just got my head almost sliced right off my fucking neck by a metal filing cabinet because YOU wanted me to do some impossible shit, and all I get in return is a “sorry about that”?

Yeah, fuck off.

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What the fuck.

Via reddit:

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To Michael.

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More places all over the world need to start doing this. Why? Because it’ll get them MAJOR brownie points with the clientele.

Via reddit:

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WHAT IS THIS I DON’T EVEN

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One hundred years later.

Never forget.

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