Since literally NO ONE uses the Party List option in Imagine, whoring ourselves through the Trade List has turned into the habitual way of advertising our classes for Daisoujou runs. Admittedly, it’s not the right thing to do, but hey, unless we can get the entire server using the Party List in one day, it’s the best way there is to post a server-wide advertisement showing what you have and what you can do.
…Yeah, not going to happen. Anyway, I’ve been advertising myself on the TL using my Blunt Bat of Bluntness and Doom for a while, and I’ve scored quite a few parties this way.
Because of this advertisement thing, EVERY item I put on the TL that’s actually for SALE has a specific price set to it, and if not, a notice to send me offers for it. Notice how, in the above image, NOTHING about selling or a price or a request for offers is mentioned.
Enter our fabulous population of idiots.
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Making its glorious comeback!
Don’t come crying/LOLing at me with the weak excuse that this is the first time you see this! You Should Know This Already! (Curious note: even if it’s not clearly discernible in the screenshot, Titania wears red panties. =p )
This week’s victim: A random Titania caught in Babel. =p
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The long version: Awesome movie. Thoughts: The mindfuckery is strong with this one. Loved it dearly, but I couldn’t tell you why — my brain melted and was dripping out of my ears when I exited the cinema. Ellen Page was cute as ever in the movie, Cyllian Murphy was awesome, Leo DiCaprio was surprisingly amazing. Almost 18 hours after watching it, I still can’t tell what the hell was going on in some parts there.
The short version: Go watch it. Don’t ask me why. When you finish it, explain it to me.
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…but how the fuck this is anyone’s idea of fun?
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From the articles:
Lady Gaga tells Vanity Fair contributing editor Lisa Robinson that she tries to avoid having sex because she is afraid of depleting her creative energy — “I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina.” (…Seriously, WTF?)
…I believe the guy from the Sarcasmist article put it best:
This is one of the main reasons why I keep hitting a creative wall — I lack a warm and moist place to keep and nurture my creativity and keep it from creativity thieves. I wonder if Lady Gaga would be kind enough to let my creativity keep her creativity company. (You go, dude!)
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From the article (notes added by yours truly):
Finally, someone is trying to find out why nerds stereotypically have asthma. (Thank you! About damn time too.) A new experiment conducted at UCLA shows that social stress and rejection are related to the release of certain inflammatory chemicals in the body; these chemicals have been linked to several medical conditions, including asthma, arthritis, and some kinds of cancer. (…Well that certainly explains a few things. -_- Goddammit.)
Throughout these socially stressful experiences, researchers took mouth swabs of the students and monitored their activity in the dorsal anterior cingulate cortex, a part of the brain known to process rejection-related distress. (…Uh, hello? ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!) (It’s possible that the swabbing added to the stress.) (Oh, because you thought it wouldn’t? Who wouldn’t get stressed the fuck out in a situation like that?) The two measures showed that greater activity in this area of the brain correlated with a rise in two inflammatory chemicals that are known to play a role in the onset or progress of conditions like rheumatoid arthritis (Fun!), cardiovascular disease (Yeah, because with all my family suffering cardiovascular problems, I still need more incentives to be an eventual victim as well!), depression (Oh yay, more of what I already have in spades!), and various types of cancer. (…Real hope-inducing, that.)
…Now I know why the fuck I have asthma. Jesus.
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I actually thought about cropping the screenshots to save this guy the humiliation, but on second thought, this is so absolutely fucking stupid he doesn’t deserve the privacy.
Click on the thumbnails to open the full versions in new tabs/windows. And be ready to have some kind of cushion or something, ‘cos you’ll be facepalming A LOT, and I don’t want no freaking lawsuits on my ass because you drove your nose in.
Try convincing me this guy isn’t an idiot. Go on, try. I have all night.
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