Fuck yeah. Unless I’m very much wrong (and I don’t think I am), I’m the proud owner of the first max-modded Destruction Abend Year (aka Vanguard Sword) in the english server of Imagine!!! =D

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The best Christmas present I’ll ever receive this year.

I just received this (slightly early) Christmas present from my best friend; he’s in the US right now and won’t be back for about another 7 months at least. And all I have to say is this: byktol, my man, I love you like a bro loves a bro. I really do.

Edward Elric Plushie
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…Seriously. (Part 2)

So apparently, I’m someone who “threatens and [doesn’t do] a damn thing about it” because I didn’t post the chat logs of my limited conversations with this idiot (limited because I honestly felt my IQ would drop if I kept it up).

So for your enjoyment, I bring you the Chattra-gate files. =p

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(Mostly complete) Area distribution after Channelocalypse

Massive Update: Aeria has, once more, rearranged their server/area distribution. I’m working on an update.

As everybody playing SMT Imagine that hasn’t been living under a garden pond knows, last tuesday (2010/12/07) a new server structure architecture was implemented along with the weekly updates and such. Said update is commonly known in the community as Channel Unification/Integration, or (my personal nickname for it) Channelocalypse.

As far as my little bit of probing and tinkering has figured out (heavens bless netstat -b and Process Explorer!), all the actual physical servers are behind either a proxy server or a firewall, which reroutes traffic sent/received by a specific series of ports to the physical machines in Aeria’s offices. The following table details the exact distribution of areas and zones across servers, at least as they are implemented at the current time.

Admittedly, I’m missing a couple of places (Kuchinawa Cave, the Home 3 Service Entrance instance, the introduction area lobby where Kuroe greets you, and a couple others), which I’ll be attempting to get as time goes on to further update this list.

2010/12/11 19:05 GMT-4 EDIT: I’ve mapped out nearly every area in the game now. Just missing a couple of unimplemented zones or stuff that’s not working right.

2011/01/08 01:55 GMT-4 EDIT: Can’t believe I forgot the instances for the acts 13/16 Spirit Worlds (boss fights with Uriel and Surt).

2011/02/22 14:43 GMT-4 EDIT: Aeria changed their IP again. Changes applied to table to reflect this.

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So I watched [The Expendables] and [Scott Pilgrim vs the World] a few days ago…

• The Expendables

  • Manliness embodied
  • Why the fuck would you watch this other than for the shooting and the action?
  • “Give it to my friend, he loves playing in the jungle.” […] “..What the fuck is his problem?” “Eh, he wanted to be president.”
  • Verdict: If you’re a man, go watch this. Your quality as a man will be obliterated should you DARE miss this movie. If you DO miss it, expect your dick to spontaneously reduce its size.

• Scott Pilgrim vs the World

  • The Sex Bob-Omb (*snigger*)
  • THE geek gaming movie (fuck The Wizard, the Mortal Kombats, the Super Marios — THIS is the eponymous geek gaming movie)
  • Verdict: GO FUCKING WATCH IT NOW, aka…

    (Yes, that IS a frame from the actual movie, text emoticon included!)

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Hilariously politically incorrect, or just plain fucking hilarious?

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(WARNING: MULTIPLE massive walls of text ahead! Though I expect them to be at least slightly enjoyable for y’all. =p )

Where to start, where to start…

Let’s consider a few initial points.

Whoever’s known me for any length of time knows that I have an attitude.
This should not come as news to anyone. I have a chip on my shoulder, I’m not afraid to call anyone on their bullshit if the need arises, and I’m not afraid to call anyone asshole, bitch or moronic mongrel if they deserve it.
Despite my ‘tude, I know to retract myself/apologize when I’m clearly in the wrong.
Also everyone who’s known me for any length of time knows this as well. In my little tech world, where one little mistake can drive a whole company down, you have to be very, very careful, and learn to accept your screw-ups when they happen (not IF they happen, because they assuredly DO happen at one point or another).
Unless you have enough factual, hard evidence to PROVE me wrong, I will NOT back off from ANY point I’m defending.
And if you resort to personal or ad-hominem attacks in light of NOT being able to prove me wrong, I WILL turn condescending, sarcastic and derisive towards you. I LOVE the smell of idiots burnt and charred by their own flames.
When aiming to get into someone’s good books, it’s usually a thoroughly STUPID idea to antagonize them.
…This doesn’t really need an explanation, does it?

Now, with that out of the way, let’s hit the important part.

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A new week, a new MegaTen Perverted Screenshot of the [insert random time period here]. =p

What? Underboobs AND black pantsu under an extremely short miniskirt?! COUNT ME IN!! =D

This time’s victim: dutchess2

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LOL. gg + Kämpfer = AWESOME.

One more for you poodles.

Gotta love random anime references.

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Words cannot describe how AWESOME this is.

Via Reddit:

Your move.

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So I went to watch Resident Evil: Afterlife 3D…

And god damn did the friggin’ movie suck monkey fuck. I want my money back.

Basically, the parts in the trailer with the Alice clones raiding Wesker’s location are the ONLY awesome parts, and they apparently take place in the first fifteen minutes of the movie.

Which we happened to miss because we got stuck in traffic.

We got to the theater at around the point where Alice finds Claire with the mental controller spider thingy attached to her boobs. It was all downhill from there. (Admittedly, the part with the big guy with the axe was pretty fun to watch, but the rest was shit, shit and more shit.)

Verdict: Don’t even wait for the DVD/BD. This sucks.

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Yeah, so today’s my birthday. Boohoo.


I hate my birthday.


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And people wonder why I complain so much about our “community” (if it can even be called that).

Since literally NO ONE uses the Party List option in Imagine, whoring ourselves through the Trade List has turned into the habitual way of advertising our classes for Daisoujou runs. Admittedly, it’s not the right thing to do, but hey, unless we can get the entire server using the Party List in one day, it’s the best way there is to post a server-wide advertisement showing what you have and what you can do.

…Yeah, not going to happen. Anyway, I’ve been advertising myself on the TL using my Blunt Bat of Bluntness and Doom for a while, and I’ve scored quite a few parties this way.

Because of this advertisement thing, EVERY item I put on the TL that’s actually for SALE has a specific price set to it, and if not, a notice to send me offers for it. Notice how, in the above image, NOTHING about selling or a price or a request for offers is mentioned.

Enter our fabulous population of idiots.

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By now you should be used to this: the Random MegaTen Perverted Screenshot!

Making its glorious comeback!

Don’t come crying/LOLing at me with the weak excuse that this is the first time you see this! You Should Know This Already! (Curious note: even if it’s not clearly discernible in the screenshot, Titania wears red panties. =p )

This week’s victim: A random Titania caught in Babel. =p

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So I went to watch Inception last night…

The long version: Awesome movie. Thoughts: The mindfuckery is strong with this one. Loved it dearly, but I couldn’t tell you why — my brain melted and was dripping out of my ears when I exited the cinema. Ellen Page was cute as ever in the movie, Cyllian Murphy was awesome, Leo DiCaprio was surprisingly amazing. Almost 18 hours after watching it, I still can’t tell what the hell was going on in some parts there.

The short version: Go watch it. Don’t ask me why. When you finish it, explain it to me.

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I know PVP is as fun as you make it to be…

…but how the fuck this is anyone’s idea of fun?

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Lady Gaga keeps her creativity in her… Wait, come again? o_O

The Sarcasmist: Lady Gaga keeps her creativity in her vagina (via Vanity Fair)

From the articles:

Lady Gaga tells Vanity Fair contributing editor Lisa Robinson that she tries to avoid having sex because she is afraid of depleting her creative energy — “I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina.” (…Seriously, WTF?)

…I believe the guy from the Sarcasmist article put it best:

This is one of the main reasons why I keep hitting a creative wall — I lack a warm and moist place to keep and nurture my creativity and keep it from creativity thieves. I wonder if Lady Gaga would be kind enough to let my creativity keep her creativity company. (You go, dude!)

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Oh. My. God. No wonder I came out so screwed up.

Ars Technica: Social rejection might make you sick

From the article (notes added by yours truly):

Finally, someone is trying to find out why nerds stereotypically have asthma. (Thank you! About damn time too.) A new experiment conducted at UCLA shows that social stress and rejection are related to the release of certain inflammatory chemicals in the body; these chemicals have been linked to several medical conditions, including asthma, arthritis, and some kinds of cancer. (…Well that certainly explains a few things. -_- Goddammit.)


Throughout these socially stressful experiences, researchers took mouth swabs of the students and monitored their activity in the dorsal anterior cingulate cortex, a part of the brain known to process rejection-related distress. (…Uh, hello? ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!) (It’s possible that the swabbing added to the stress.) (Oh, because you thought it wouldn’t? Who wouldn’t get stressed the fuck out in a situation like that?) The two measures showed that greater activity in this area of the brain correlated with a rise in two inflammatory chemicals that are known to play a role in the onset or progress of conditions like rheumatoid arthritis (Fun!), cardiovascular disease (Yeah, because with all my family suffering cardiovascular problems, I still need more incentives to be an eventual victim as well!), depression (Oh yay, more of what I already have in spades!), and various types of cancer. (…Real hope-inducing, that.)


…Now I know why the fuck I have asthma. Jesus.

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Oh my god. I want to kill myself, or kill this idiot.

2010/08/05 EDIT: Sorry for not having mentioned political correctness and I are usually at each other’s throats due to me being the brutally, mercilessly honest kind of guy. Apparently some people are too coward to stand up for their mistakes and need to shield themselves behind the powers that be.

Original Post:

I actually thought about cropping the screenshots to save this guy the humiliation, but on second thought, this is so absolutely fucking stupid he doesn’t deserve the privacy.

Click on the thumbnails to open the full versions in new tabs/windows. And be ready to have some kind of cushion or something, ‘cos you’ll be facepalming A LOT, and I don’t want no freaking lawsuits on my ass because you drove your nose in.


Try convincing me this guy isn’t an idiot. Go on, try. I have all night.

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Stupidity: Can’t win against it.

Because being lv86 automatically makes us pro.

Consider these facts:


Ring Slot A Repair Cost Slot B Stats Slot C Characteristics
Ring of the Nibelungen 5600 +3 Magic
MP Regen: 300%
Maximum MP: +Lv * 0.3
Boost Ring (Selenium) 520 +1 Magic MP Cost of All Skills: -10%


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